I hate feet.
Especially mine, all broken and disproportionate.
I always forget to clip my toenails. Until it is too late and I am at work with no nail clippers, my nails digging into the side of my toes. Gross, I know.
My feet are too narrow, and the arches far too high.
Way long too, I could ski with these feet.
My big toes are just that big.
One is completely turned from a bad break.
I have schmegal(lotr reference) feet(sp?)
My husband on the other hand has hobbit feet.
he is going to be mad at me for this.
They descend from biggest to smallest by a few millimeters.
They are wide, and flat.
His toes are hairy and his toenails long.
He did cut them last night though.
WTH am I talking about this?!?
Well today at work I was trying to draw a picture for my co worker of Aaron and my feet. I have no clue how we got on the topic... Oh yeah hairy legs, led to talking about my husbands hairy feet.
This is a pretty accurate depiction actually.. hahahaha.
Moral of the story, I hate feet.
Tonight I cut my moms hair.
About 4 inches in total.
She wanted bangs, so I cut them.
When she looked into the mirror afterwards she laughed.
I don't think she liked the bangs, even though she said she did.
I liked them.
I'm sure she will get used to them.
I ate a banana after cutting her hair, and I could have sworn it tasted like pineapple. So I had my mom try it.
Moral of the story: check to see if the person you are sharing a banana with is wearing lipstick first. Needless to say I picked that part off, maybe it was a good thing. She probably saved me what like 30 calories??
My house is still freezing, and the repairman has come twice. What to do, what to do. I feel like a nag having him come back a third time. Of course when he comes he gets it started in like a second. It works the whole time he is here, and then shortly after he leaves it won't work again. I hate that!
I set up a space heater in my living room so the dogs could hang out with me. They haven't left it since.
Sometimes I wish I was a dog. I would love to sit in the sun or next to a heater all day/night and sleep. Ohhhh to be a dog. Is that weird I wish I were a dog sometimes?
So I think I will give myself a blog award:
Most TMI blog post/Most Lacking substance post.
Sorry my content is so dull and odd today.
My brain is so tired, and perhaps the 3 hour nap I took after work didn't help.
Have a great night everyone!
(thank god it's almost Friday!)
Hooray for weekends:)