On feet and banana's

I hate feet.

Especially mine, all broken and disproportionate.

I always forget to clip my toenails. Until it is too late and I am at work with no nail clippers, my nails digging into the side of my toes. Gross, I know.

My feet are too narrow, and the arches far too high.

Way long too, I could ski with these feet.

My big toes are just that big.

One is completely turned from a bad break.

I have schmegal(lotr reference) feet(sp?)

My husband on the other hand has hobbit feet.

he is going to be mad at me for this.

They descend from biggest to smallest by a few millimeters.

They are wide, and flat.

His toes are hairy and his toenails long.

He did cut them last night though.

OKAY

WTH am I talking about this?!? 

Well today at work I was trying to draw a picture for my co worker of Aaron and my feet. I have no clue how we got on the topic... Oh yeah hairy legs, led to talking about my husbands hairy feet.

This is a pretty accurate depiction actually.. hahahaha.

Moral of the story, I hate feet.

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Tonight I cut my moms hair.

About 4 inches in total.

She wanted bangs, so I cut them.

When she looked into the mirror afterwards she laughed.

I don't think she liked the bangs, even though she said she did.

I liked them.

I'm sure she will get used to them.

I ate a banana after cutting her hair, and I could have sworn it tasted like pineapple. So I had my mom try it.

Moral of the story: check to see if the person you are sharing a banana with is wearing lipstick first. Needless to say I picked that part off, maybe it was a good thing. She probably saved me what like 30 calories??

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My house is still freezing, and the repairman has come twice. What to do, what to do. I feel like a nag having him come back a third time. Of course when he comes he gets it started in like a second. It works the whole time he is here, and then shortly after he leaves it won't work again. I hate that!

I set up a space heater in my living room so the dogs could hang out with me. They haven't left it since.

Sometimes I wish I was a dog. I would love to sit in the sun or next to a heater all day/night and sleep. Ohhhh to be a dog. Is that weird I wish I were a dog sometimes?

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So I think I will give myself a blog award:

Most TMI blog post/Most Lacking substance post.

Sorry my content is so dull and odd today.

My brain is so tired, and perhaps the 3 hour nap I took after work didn't help.

Have a great night everyone!

TGIAF

(thank god it's almost Friday!) 

Hooray for weekends:)